10 point freshers guide
Unofficial Guide for Freshers
1. Don’t put a sock on your smoke detector. It does work,…..
it’s more of moral issue.
2. Do buy a television licence no one will ever check, it’s
more of a moral issue
3. Do go on the fresher week it is well worth the £25…….!
4. Sleep around even if you have a partner at home your expected
to cheat on them they’ll even be disappointed if you don’t!
5. Always use contraception when ever possible, car exhausts
, styling kitchen decorations, water bombs!
6. Your first year does not count towards your degree , I repeat
does not count toward your degree all you have to do is pass!
7. Any hole a goal!
8. YOUR FIRST YEAR DOES NOT COUNT TOWARDS YOUR DEGREE !
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