Email Joke

Subject: Wow this really WORKS.

Voodoo Ed's amazing that Voodoo Email that Actually Reverses Aging while Burning Fat, without Dieting or Exercise! (And each night after reading it, it will replace both you lung and kidney with new ones while you sleep!) Voodoo Ed has Harnessed the power of strange Voodoo Magic taught to him by a strange travelling Voodoo Master and he have placed in to a Voodoo Magic email so that everyone around the world can experience his magic Voodoo Love. This is true even if you are not superstitious.

Now here the heavy bit, The Voodoo super magic only works if you guilt lots of your friends in to joining in!

If you guilt one friend: you will instantly become 25% more attractive and be immune to snake poison.

If you guilt between two and five friends: Your hearing will become 40% better, and be able to speak three extra languages, Including Latin.

If you guilt between five and ten friends: then you will have ten pleasant surprises in the next week, guaranteed to include: winning the lottery and Three celebrities or your choice ringing you up asking if they can service you sexually.

If you guilt over ten friends: Then you will be able to seduce anyone, to defy gravity like Justin Timberlake, turn water into wine, hypnotise people on TV to do what you want them too and get a free tab a Domino Pizza.

Quote from Craig David "After having sent this email I have managed to reduce the time between meeting a beautiful woman and getting her into bed from 2 days, too 2 minutes, thanks Voodoo Ed"

But be carefully if you don't guilt anyone within 10 minutes or reading this email you will burst in to flames and then be swallowed up by the earth and spend eternity pushing a huge boulder up a hill!

Quote from Dave Gimpon
"Ahhh , I didn't send on the email and now I don't think I'll ever get this boulder to the top of this hill. {painful scream} Could someone please put me out of my misery!"

Voodoo Master Ed