you are a:

Zippy

You were born to work as a gay phone line operator, the sound of your voice could make even Vinnie Jones question not only his own sexuality but also his fathers. Even though you may not have noticed it, you are naturally a complete flirt and will subconsciously work your way over to the most butch stud muffin in the joint. Any other job you get will leave you empty and unfulfilled – apart perhaps from the role of prostitute, which will leave you filled up with creamy goodness not unlike the kind found in a Walnut Smoothie. If you are female get a sex change operation and change your name to Kinky Clive. If you are a hermaphrodite, my mobile number is 0777 404 88556.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)

P.S. As with all complicated psycology it is not a exact art I may have got this wrong , erm see if this fit you better. Scaredy cat

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