So, did this rock your world or just give you the
shits? I know it gave me the shits but since it was
all I had left to eat at the time I can’t really
complain. We welcome all feedback regarding Loo News
so if you have any comments, be they good, bad or just
plain malicious then send us an e-mail and well do our
best to sate your perverted little desires.

Idea of something you could do

We intended this edition of the Loo News to be a bit
of a trial run to see what kind of interest is
generated and also to see if anyone out there would
like to joint our writing team. The posts we are
especially looking to fill are:

Sports Journalist
Agony Aunt/Uncle
Gimp
Entertainment Journalist
Gimp

We are hoping for this to become a fortnightly
publication with members of the team expected to
attend one weekly meeting and submit a single article
for printing every two weeks. So if you fancy yourself
as a bit of a writer or just fancy experiencing the
glib tactile ecstasy of stuffing moist Farleys Rusks
into a pair of imitation rubber corduroys then drop us
an e-mail.

The privileges that go hand in hand with writing for
us include a groovy press pass (hand drawn by me),
tons of respect and adulation and the chance to get
your writing out there being read by, if not millions
then at least perhaps a couple of stoners who have
recently run out of roach material.

Send examples of your writing to us at
example@web.co.uk and comments to another@web.co.uk.