#1 GONORRHEAMON

A sexually transmitted bacterial infection affecting throat and anus as well as internal organs.
Look for a yellow or white discharge from the penis, discharge and/or itching in the anus, swollen testicles and prostrate gland. Women may have a yellow or greenish, strong smelling vaginal discharge, a burning pain when going to the loo and pain/discharge from the anus. Be careful, you can be infected without noticing symptoms.
Treatment
Visit to STD or GUM clinic or GP. Treatment is antibiotics sometimes in an injection.

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