you are a:

S.O.B.

You are a perfect son of a bitch. Your own mother probably spat you out a good 4 weeks early because you were giving her a rash. You are despised and hated by everyone around you. If it appears otherwise, it is only because they are using you for their own ends simply to then toss you aside like a recently bought Walnut Smoothie that, once bitten into, contained not succulent frothy cream, but bees. Look after number one and always carry a loaded firearm. Don't worry too much about your career because you will be dead by the age of 25.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)

P.S. As with all complicated psycology it is not a exact art I may have got this wrong , erm see if this fit you better. Preacher

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