Scene 12: The Gates too Hell TIME: 1:58 AM 20 May [Mark jumps through the wall and onto Will’s back, they move to stage left where Mr Henry climbs in through a window] Mr H: Where’s my money bitches? [He then jumps on Mark’s back who is still on Will’s back and they all stagger to centre down stage, they jump off will’s back and run around the chairs twice, then will runs through the hole in the wall and they follow. Will reappears stage left and Mark and Mr H reappear stage right. Will runs behind the central settee and they pincer movement him. They jump for him and he ducks they end up fighting each other behind the settee while he crawls out to catch his breath. They fight for a bit for comedy effect then they notice and give chase again. They all run through the hole in the wall again this time Will and Mark reappear stage right and Mr H reappears stage left, Mark and Will chase Mr H. Will steps out as Mark assaults Mr H. They notice again and end up centre down stage, with Mr on will’s back and Mark punching him repeatedly in the balls and then the lights turn red and Eve appears centre up stage and speaks as they cower centre down stage] Eve: Silence. You [pointing at Mr H] where is my money? Will: [Meekly] What money Eve? Eve: Silence. Not you, pathetic man maggot! Him! [Points at Mr H again
and Will and Mark scramble to stage left leaving Mr H who scrambles
behind an over turned chair] Eve: Silence. You assured me the delivery of the money by the 2nd hour of the 21st day of the 5th month. Shall I remind you of our contract? Mr H: No… You don’t have to do that I… Eve: Silence. [She gets out a large roll of paper, which she unfurls and begins to read] Party A, being one Mr Clancy Henry… Mark: Clancy? Eve: Silence. Party A here by swear to collect and enforce extortionate rent from students in the name and on behalf of party B, Being Lucifer the prince of all darkness, the morning star the first loved and first punished the… Will: Holy Shit! Eve: Silence. IN exchange for this service to party B, party A shall receive to power to sexually seduce any woman… Mr H: [pointing at Eve but looking at Mark and Will] He suggested it! Eve: Silence. If this contract is not honoured party B’s soul shall be forfeit and become property of party A until eternity. Mr H: But I’m just gonna get it right now. Eve: Silence. It’s too late for you now. Mr H: Damn and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you damn pesky kids. I thought it would be my wives the blood sucking bitches, but no my demise come at the hands of… Eve: Silence. Too hell with you. You soul is mine. Mwaa ha ha ha ha ha! [Mr H gets sucked through the hole in the wall, which is now an opening into hell she then faints] Will: That was a bit fucked up. Eve: [she gets up from behind the sofa] What happened? Mark: You where possessed by the devil! Eve: Bloody PMS.
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