Scene 13: And we all lived happily ever after TIME 1:00 pm 21 May on the clock Mark: So I burst into his office to explain what had happened and their he was literally jacking off over my dissertation, then their was a moment of awkward realisation, I looked at him, he looked at me, and that went on for what seemed like half a hour. Then he said to me “Mark, you’ve got a first, on the condition that you never tell anyone what you’ve seen here”. Will: You are a lucky son of a goat! Wait till I tell Carl! [Slight Pause Will and Mark seem a little uncomfortable since they no longer have anything too panic about] Mark: Don’t it feel odd? Will: What? Mark: Well the sort of lack of pressure, it’s the eye of the storm, the brief pause before we are fully responsible for are own life. I mean now we’re not being looked after anymore, we’re not having money thrown at us too lie around the house and drunkly steal things. I kind of feel like the proverbial child becoming a adult! Anything that we do now is our fault, we can’t cry to our boss, you can’t just flutter your eye lids and play dumb anymore! [Will looks dumb struck] Put it this way if a student Kidnaps a priest, strips him naked and ties him too the crucifix outside a church. Will: Your forgetting the Pig Blood, I covered him with pig blood Mark: Covered in Pig blood, then it’s youthful exuberance, if a lawyer tries the same stunt he’s insane criminal. Will: Your point is! Mark: [giving up] Nothing. I just feel it the end of a era! Will: Not for me, I’m gonna be a social worker. [another awkward pause where Mark looks around the house like taking it in for old time sake] Mark: Shit what we going to do with that? Will: What do you mean? Mark: We can’t rightly have that in the middle of our lounge. I mean, the silly bastard could of at least closed it up before he vacated Eve’s body! Will: I’m not sure you know I was reading good house keeping and there was this article on how portal to infernal realm that is hell in the middle of your lounge is quite sheik. Also the impaled carcass of a loved one on your front lawn will attract welcome attention at parties and maybe even the rotting… Mark: Any way. What are we going to do bout it. Don’t we need some form of magical object to stop anything else demonic crawling through? Will: Like what? Mark: Well I suppose it would have to be something vary much to do with god, something pure and innocent and yet powerful and commanding. Will: Don’t ask me. That ain’t my field of expertise. [They sit and ponder for a moment] Mark: [Jumps up] I got it. [He wonders of stage and comes back on with a cliff Richard poster in his hands and hangs it precariously of the hole to hell and returns to the settee.] Will: That’ll do. [Eve walks in and they both get up sharpish.] Mark: [handing her remote control] You can change the channel if you want. Will: Anybody what a cup of tea, Eve, would you like a cup of tea. Eve: Yeah two sugars and milk. Will: Okay then. Julius: [prancing on stage] Darling that was absolutely fabulous I don’t know how you did it. It was pure Orc. You were the sheer embodiment of Dame Judi Dench. Tell me how did you do it? How did you find your inner Orc? Mark: She was possessed by the devil? Julius: Ahh. I see. Eve: SILENCE, Dawson’s Creek [Will Re-enters with a cup of tea, he then gives it to Eve and realises there is no where to sit so he sits between the sofas that Mark and Eve are on and as they sit there watching TV Eve puts he cup of tea on his head. Everyone pauses the Song ‘Time of your life’ by Green Day starts to play the whole cast walk to the front take one Bow then start too trash the set in a rock band style way] THE END
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