Scene 11: “Ugh” TIME: 12:00 AM 20 May Asylum Seeker: Can anyone hear me, please help, I’m so hungry. I’m locked in the basement, I’ve written another essay, this one much better, it get first for sure, I just need something to drink, please I’m so hungry, can anybody hear me. [Mark enters stage right dishevelled with a large stick with three boxes of microwave meal speared onto the end that have been burnt on what presumable is a bonfire. He sits on the floor and starts to chew on the unopened boxes Eve walks in stage left.] Eve: My God, Mark what are you doing Mark: Mark hungry, Mark need food. Eve: What’s wrong Mark, why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Mark: Me am hungry,[wheezing] I am hungry. [correcting himself] Eve: Ow my god even you Mark can do a better Orc than me, I’m never going to get it right Mark: I hearing voices, they blame Will, Will too Blame, Will destroy home, Mark must Hurt Will. Eve: Teach me too embrace your anger, Teach me Mark. [Mark Leaves and Eve Follows him as the place goes quiet the voice over starts again] Asylum Seeker: I think I discover cure for cancer, please let me out,
I’ll pretend you did it. I have the ability to predict lottery
results I’ll give you the numbers for a little water. Please,
Please you can’t let me die here, I could be the next Ghandi.
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