Scene 11: “Ugh”

TIME: 12:00 AM 20 May
[The scene is very low light it waits a while with in silence then you here a subtle Voice]

Asylum Seeker: Can anyone hear me, please help, I’m so hungry. I’m locked in the basement, I’ve written another essay, this one much better, it get first for sure, I just need something to drink, please I’m so hungry, can anybody hear me.

[Mark enters stage right dishevelled with a large stick with three boxes of microwave meal speared onto the end that have been burnt on what presumable is a bonfire. He sits on the floor and starts to chew on the unopened boxes Eve walks in stage left.]

Eve: My God, Mark what are you doing

Mark: Mark hungry, Mark need food.

Eve: What’s wrong Mark, why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

Mark: Me am hungry,[wheezing] I am hungry. [correcting himself]

Eve: Ow my god even you Mark can do a better Orc than me, I’m never going to get it right

Mark: I hearing voices, they blame Will, Will too Blame, Will destroy home, Mark must Hurt Will.

Eve: Teach me too embrace your anger, Teach me Mark.

[Mark Leaves and Eve Follows him as the place goes quiet the voice over starts again]

Asylum Seeker: I think I discover cure for cancer, please let me out, I’ll pretend you did it. I have the ability to predict lottery results I’ll give you the numbers for a little water. Please, Please you can’t let me die here, I could be the next Ghandi.

 

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