Scene Eight: Plagiarism

TIME: 7:30 PM 19th May
[Start off with Ed Listening to a video of Dawson creek and pausing it repeating the words to see how they sound then typing them into his dissertation. He does this twice undisturbed until Eve walks by then stops and looks at what Mark is doing then says.]

Eve: That plagiarism.

Mark: You would had done the same if you’d though of it!

Eve: You’ll get found out!

Mark: How!!?! do you really think any of my tutors watch Dawson’s Creek.
Anyway I still need another 4000 words, I’ve got no choice. I’ll intersplice
from series one and three therefore covering my tracks no one will ever
know! [pause for though] Apart from you, you won’t tell will you Eve.

Eve: Have you really reached this low Mark, you know your stuff, you can get a good mark without to rely on the psychobabble of the sexually frustrated Joey potter. Your robbing from the students who actually do their work. I won’t let you do it, Mark.

Mark: You have too Eve. I’ve drawn a blank and Will’s eaten the majority of texted books, I’ll fail if I don’t and it will be all your fault.

Eve: If you do this, Mark, it will hang over your head forever every time any of the creek children make a another half arsed failure of a film, It will scream at you, eat you from the inside, all your see is Katie Holmes face peering out at you saying “why did you use me Mark, did I not tease and titillate you like the series promised, why did you have to RAPE me in such a evil way” expect she’d use longer words. Mark my words It will eat at you. Once you started off on this path there is no going back!

Mark: I’m destitute Eve, I’ve got two days too hand in my dissertation, if I don’t I’ll fail. This is a crucial turning point in my life, Eve. If I fail now I’ll never amount to anything. You’ll find me ten year from now as you step out the back door of your latest Broadway production, wearing a fake wig and Gucci glass so that no one recognizes you, and then trip over me lying broken in the alley. My clothes smeared in my own urine and faeces as I Supple on the nipple of a lactating stray dog just for precious sustenance. And let me tell you Eve, if you think Katie Holmes can you give you a gilt trip, just you contemplate the image of finding one of your old friend lying in a gutter looking up at you with his eyes sunk back in his dog milk covered face. And knowing deep down that it was you that put him their.

Eve: I can’t let you do it to yourself , Mark
Mark: [Eve takes the video out of the VCR and try to leave the room as Mark begs her and grabs hold of her foot, she struggles and losses her shoe but manages to get off set.] No Eve .. No please .. No ….

[Mark almost starts to cry in frustration, then turn his head to the video collection looks for a while and begrudgingly pulls out a video out of the pile of pornos and inserts it into the video player. He turns it on.]

WhoreVO: Ow Sigmund, are you here for a little research?

FreudVO: Ya. It is terrible When ever I look at my reports I think of de penises, When ever I look at my books I think of de penises, I need you to clear my head.

WhoreVO: So what is it this time?

FreudVO: Well I want you to pretend to be my mother and slap me around.

WhoreVO: Ow the Oedipus special. Sigmund ya have been a bad psychiatrist why don’t you listener too ya mother when she tells you not too have such unsavoury theories, now I’m going to have to take it out on that Big Hard Cock of yours!

[Mark stops the Video then types something onto his computer like it’s important but a little inappropriate, then restarts the video]

WhoreVO: Sigmund! I’m going to give you a good spanking!

FreudVO: Ya , I have been indirectly dreaming about this!

[Orgasm Sounds]

FreudVO: Ya that is good

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