you are a:

The qualification you need to be a successgful hair dresser is to be stuningly beatiful and charimatic. You are neither of these. It doesn't matter that people hate you, it impolite to say it too your face so it won't hold you back. And above all your personal hygenie is highly questionable. Your held back by your unearthly looks, maybe you are looking for a job in the wrong place, try Mars. You won't have any cuystomer but that doesn't matter cos you can't cut hair anyway, sorted.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)