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Try becoming a Train beggar, you get to travel , meet mnew people, bug them until they give you their spare change. Try not to sporn any children, I think this is best for everyone. You should consider becoming shorter, this will do your job prospects no end of good. Put on weight , hench achieve the most confirmaty to the sterotype. People will hate you apart from the train bag lady , to who you seem like the dream man, happy days.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)