you are a:

With your lack of talent and love of bad rap, the only possible career for you in the goverment latest plan to reduce the unemployeeemnt figures, joining the So Solid Crew. And above all your personal hygenie is highly questionable. Your held back by your unearthly looks, maybe you are looking for a job in the wrong place, try Mars. Do what your good at, don't try and expand your horizones, you'll only fail. You get to dance in a cage and everything, but when it come to splitting the royalities for the three record you sold between the thosand members you might consider go back on the doel.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)