you are a:

You have what it take to be what it take to win any of the big talent compertitions. And be semi famous for 15 miuntes then being pay £80 a day. Owww then crashs down to the real world. Put on weight , hench achieve the most confirmaty to the sterotype. It doesn't matter that people hate you, it impolite to say it too your face so it won't hold you back. And above all your personal hygenie is highly questionable. As you lay in the gutter, you can think back to the time when you sang the immortial words "Put your hand in the air like you just don't care" like so many before you, and that immortal chance you had to stick your dick in between one the rolls of Jordan's fat.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)