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You are a Old for your years with you great advice, hatered of anything new and knowledge of the better days. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. Try not to sporn any children, I think this is best for everyone. You should consider becoming shorter, this will do your job prospects no end of good. Try frying you face, and croing when you walk, no boby will even suspect your under 70.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)