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The military would have been the place for you, that were poeple live out these strange serviture fantasies and would be happy to be your underlings. Those who don't try, don't fail!! Young children fear you, you can use this to your advantage. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. Yor only a medium size fish, to get the power trip you need I recomember finding yourself a really small pond.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)