you are a:

The place you would be most happy is directly outside mcdonald, don't bother travling the world , seeing beatiful places nothing with fufile you more than the outside of mcdonalds. Do what your good at, don't try and expand your horizones, you'll only fail. Those who don't try, don't fail!! Young children fear you, you can use this to your advantage. for minimal travel try to get a job in McDonalds.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)