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You are Satan little helper, get into marketing as quickly as possible no standard job will give you as much satifation. Put on weight , hench achieve the most confirmaty to the sterotype. It doesn't matter that people hate you, it impolite to say it too your face so it won't hold you back. And above all your personal hygenie is highly questionable. You may consider becoming a murder, child rapiest or international terrorist, but nothing will fufile you Evil sidfe like marketing.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)