you are a:

You have the metal agility of a frog, and not a clever frog no the one that dies of electric shock after trying to eat fly of zappers. And above all your personal hygenie is highly questionable. Your held back by your unearthly looks, maybe you are looking for a job in the wrong place, try Mars. Do what your good at, don't try and expand your horizones, you'll only fail. The world would be a far better place without you fear spreading prejadise, kill yourself now, Do it , Hitler damades it.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)