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The true route to happiness is hard core drugs, everyone one just hasn't worked it out yet, shot up sit back and ignore the real world. Young children fear you, you can use this to your advantage. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. Try not to sporn any children, I think this is best for everyone. Ow that is until, you get the come down, that last seemiling forever, and the time you have to spend in jail for mugging grannies.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)