you are a:

You have talent really, it's just completely uncommunicate able , only your mom and close friends can see it, Go on fame acedmy the world want to see you silly face spew out a bad karoke version of you favorite pop song, that will make you famTous. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. Try not to sporn any children, I think this is best for everyone. You should consider becoming shorter, this will do your job prospects no end of good. Then for the rest of your life anywhere you go people will snigger at you behined your back.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)