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You have no education, and no money, your unable to pronouce 'job' and your brain is devoid of oxygen due to the ton of gold pendant wrapped around you neck. Try not to sporn any children, I think this is best for everyone. You should consider becoming shorter, this will do your job prospects no end of good. Put on weight , hench achieve the most confirmaty to the sterotype. I our soceity you have a very important job, you are the only people with little enough role in the world to produce children , so produce hundered of them you don't need to look after them the responsible people in the world can do that just hand them in at the local Keba Shop after you've filled up a dust bin.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)