you are a:

Your Love of Burban caps, white trainners and beating up anything that doesn't makes you a Chav, something to be highly proud. Those who don't try, don't fail!! Young children fear you, you can use this to your advantage. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. Keep to your own kind, you can either get a job as a professional footballer, or stay on the dole, the choice is yours.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)