you are a:

The simple pleasure in life are the ones for you, specifically the ability to force other driver from to get out your way, the ability to drive across bus lane and you fetish for pensioner mean bus driver is the career for you. You should consider becoming shorter, this will do your job prospects no end of good. Put on weight , hench achieve the most confirmaty to the sterotype. It doesn't matter that people hate you, it impolite to say it too your face so it won't hold you back. You lucky bugger.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)