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You should become a Big issue sales person, the world needs another resone to ignore you, as soon as you start you will become invisible to even your closest of family members. Those who don't try, don't fail!! Young children fear you, you can use this to your advantage. A good glass of bleach may clear your head. If you try adding you newfound inbvisibalilty to bank robbing you may find you'll having trouble finding place to stash all your cash.

I hope my year of intensive studies have been useful to you. Professor Fred (Bsc Fge Sed Gob Tit Ed)