King Pin of the walnut smoothies.

 

My Comedy writing

This part of the site is dedicated to my own personal attempts at writing every thing you find here will be primiary My work or combination of mine and My Mate Simon Kent (A Comedy genuis and fucking Ledgen).

 

 

These are some of other pieces of work they are a little random:

 

Pieces from my University Newspaper

 

 

Hogwash and the gibbering mute

 

 

10 point freshers guide

A simple Ten point guide to beginning life as a fresher in edgehill.

 

Front page

A tribute to the appualingly little amount news worthy going on in edge hill.

 

Venerormon

A beginner guide to sexual health

 

Yo Bitch

Our invertation to getting more people on board with the news paper and my person attempt to get my very own gimp.

 

 

Other Rubbish

 

My play: Well I had a little help from Russell, Alex (Boss) and Verity.

 

Tickle My Dark Underbelly

Also known as I'm not cruel only bitter, for resones best known to everyone involved.

 

Please Note this is the first scipt a lot of it is physical comedy or in jokes. The next version is already in production, so if any man rich people want to throw money at it please do.

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Cast List

 


 

 

 

 

 

Attempts at stand up.

WWJD

My achievements

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Rejected personality types

Chav

Chavette

Pikey

McDonaldian

FameAcademyFailer

PlasticPopStar

DramaTeacher

HeroinAddict

BusDrivers

SOSoldCrew1000member

BigIssueSeller

TrainBegger

UgleHairDresser

Kebabe

Pensioner

Marketer

MadNazi

Megolmanica

 

 

 

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